just come out here and I will go home with you...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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