11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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