new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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