She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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