i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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