Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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