I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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