just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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