No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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