Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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