She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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