escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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