Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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