i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The uberlube is also flammable
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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