Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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