People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Randomize
