bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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