hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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