At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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