quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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