doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
