Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
