I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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