i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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