I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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