Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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