So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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