you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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