Do vagina's smell?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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