Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
