I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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