Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
