His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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