Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize