I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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