You really coming over, don't trick.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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