I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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