Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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