I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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