ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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