are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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