Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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