Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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