so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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