:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Pooping to opera.
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