What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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