what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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