just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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