Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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