Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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