I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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