HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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