i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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