if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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